
You know how when you try and do too many things at once, nothing gets done very well? In a rush to get the flower beds ready for the imminent mulch delivery, I worked diligently in the yard while the boys played on the deck. Keeping them somewhat in my sight and within earshot, I weeded and edged like a madwoman. Pleased with the results as only a type A firstborn can be, I was admiring my handiwork when I heard Sam's maniacal laugh coming from behind the house. I took off at a run when I heard him yell the words, "Yucky Jack, yucky!" What I found was a supremely satisfied little mud baby, having turned a flower pot that doesn't drain very well into his own black splash fountain. The results are recorded below for posterity. Stripped bare and subjected to a spontaneous bath in a bucket, Jack remained giggly and unrepentant about the whole incident. Be sure to read on to find out what they did inside while I cleaned the mess off the deck, it was one of those days.

